***Okay after hitting publish and going back to read it, it’s REALLY long. So sorry.***

So, after much hemming and hahhing (okay, there was perhaps only one hem and maybe a little ha slipped in there somewhere) I decided to do this Ultimate Blog Party business again. I…it…um…(insert something really brilliant here since I seem to have momentarily forgotten what it was I was going to say…perhaps we’ll come back to it, shall we? Then again, probably not). I have to say this could be interesting because I’m rather on the sick side at the moment and a little drugged up with Nyquil (LOVE that stuff!!!).
Perhaps you should disregard most everything I say here today because it may not be an accurate picture of me. Or maybe it will be exactly right!! I’ll be uninhibited and my tongue will be loose and, Ooh, look at all the pretty colors…
Um, what? Right. Hi. I’m Erin. I’m currently sitting in my bed wrapped in blankets, watching the minutes tick by, counting down until I can take a pretty green pill to make the owies go away and the sleep come. I’m bemoaning the fact that I’m supposed to be hosting a party for you all, but can’t seem to stop coughing long enough to really get it together.
I have to apologize up front, I did make a big batch of hummus for this party, but seem to have consumed a rather unhealthy amount of it by myself. I started thinking about all the garlic in it and how garlic is supposed to be really good for colds and then I realized that this is perhaps the best batch of hummus I have made to date (pats herself awkwardly on the back) and continued to shovel chipfuls of it into my mouth. So now I have drooly bits of hummus on my chin from coughing and I smell of garlic and Vicks VapoRub. Lovely.
Then I was going to serve you chocolate martinis, but after reading the Nyquil label a little closer, it said something about alcohol being a bad idea in conjunction with the drugs (Hey!! I even used the word “conjunction” in the correct context…I just checked on dictionary.com). Although my martinis are strong enough on their own that they’d probably have killed my cold on contact. Perhaps I should have saved myself $12 and just shaken up a chocotini for myself. They’re really pretty, too! Don’t you just love drinking pretty drinks? It’s so much more fun. Happy sigh.
You’ll also have to excuse my appearance. I haven’t had the energy to get up and do my hair or put on anything decent for you and I’m highly embarrassed, since normally I wear high heels and pretty dresses around the house as I clean and cook up a storm, being the perfect mother and wife, with a house worthy of a magazine. Martha Stewart would only dream of being me (cough, cough).
…………chirp….chirp….chirp………………..
Heh, I must have missed those crickets during my last cleaning.
Okay, so maybe all that was a slight exaggeration. Alright, all my regular readers can stop laughing now, we all know it was a gross exaggeration! :) Except for the martinis…they really are good.
And what was that I was spouting about “regular readers?” Hi all 3 of you (waves). It seems the rest of my “regular readers” got tired of checking back and seeing the same post hanging about for 2 or 3 weeks on end. Fancy that. Talk about pressure, wanting me to post more than bi-monthly. Sheesh. I remember the bygone era when I would have to stop myself from posting multiple times a day. What happened? Now I’ve succumbed to reading blogging self-help books such as “No One Cares What You Had For Lunch” just to try to dig myself out of the blogging slump.
Okay, when did this post turn into a whine-fest? Moving on…
to something completely different…
A little about me:
- I have 2.5 children.
- I actually have 2 children. Two daughters, but the younger one uses up the equivalent energy of 1.5, so we can just pretend I’m living the American dream with my 2.5 kids.
- I’m Canadian, so I probably can’t live the “American” dream, right? Whatever.
- I am a mom by choice, an interior decorator by trade, a photographer by accident and will be a reflexologist sometime in the next year.
- I’m 28, I feel 16 and everyone thinks I’m 23. Sounds good to me!
- I think I’m really funny when I’m drugged up on cold medication
- I love to travel and I’m currently collecting blogging friends in as many different regions of the world with the sole purpose of one day abusing the system and finaggling hospitality all because I’m your blogging buddy! Currently accepting new friends from France, Spain, and Scotland.
- I was totally kidding about #7, I really want to be your friend just for the sake of being your friend. No strings attached. Promise.
- I’m thinking I may regret my post in the morning when I’m coherent. There may be a couple of forehead slapping “Ugh, did I really say that??” moments (see #7).
- My husband thinks I’m funny when I’m drugged up.
- Or perhaps that eye rolling, head shaking was just because he thinks I’m dumb.
- Who cares.
- Where was i?
- I love long walks on the beach and dinners at sunset.
- Well, I did a week ago when I was in warm, sunny Mexico and I was feeling robust and healthy.
- I’m tanned.
- I tan really easily.
- By the time I kick this cold and come out of hibernation my tan will likely be gone and no one will know I was even gone on holidays. And I haven’t seen ANYONE since I got back because I promptly got sick
What a waste of a good tan.
- Why was I doing this again?
- Do you feel like you know me at all yet?
- Well, you’ll have to come back because I’m tired. So tired. And I need to pee. And get more water. And rewarm my neck warmer. And put more lip stuff on my dry, cracked lips.
- Oh.my.goodness, did I just tell you I have to…you know, release urinary fluid? Gah! I must feel really comfortable with you people already…or it’s DEFINITELY time to close my laptop and go to bed!!!
Thanks for stopping in, leave me a comment so I can find my way to your place, and be sure to come back. Although I probably won’t feel nearly as inspired the next time you’re here. Perhaps I’ll do a daily “3:00 Happy Hour Post with Dayquil” or something. This could be the breakthough I’ve been looking for in my blogging slump. I’m pretty sure I didn’t read anything about drug induced blogging in the self-help book. Hmmm. Oh and um…remember kids, Say No to Drugs! Yeah. Okay. Bye.
P.S. To see non-medicated introductions to UBP ‘07 and ‘08 go here and here
P.P.S. My posts seem to be getting longer every year.
P.P.P.S. Next year I’ll just save my breath and link to the last three and let you people get on with your blog hopping because I’ve wasted enough of your precious time.
P.P.P.P.S. (1,2,3,4…I needed 4 P’s, right?) Oh, #23 on my “A Little About Me” list would say “I like to talk.” At least that’s what it would say IF I was still up and writing this post. Which I’m not. Clearly.