Fully Alive…Ready to Smile

posted by erin on Nov 26

Here are the final two… 

BOOK REVIEW

by Andrea

ELLEN DEGENERES has just written a book called “The SNOWBALL in the SLIPPERY POPCORN.”  The main character in this ENERGETIC story is a COZY woman named AVERY who has just been elected president.  She must decide whether to spend money on making SMELLY bombs, sending people to the planet SNICKERDOODLE or building PLAYGROUNDS to accomodate the growing population.  The author creates many HAIRY moments and you will find yourself sitting on the edge of your TELEVISION late at night because you cannot stop CRYING this book.  AVERY turns out to be the greatest president in the last century and leads the people to peace and DREAMY.  This book is written QUICKLY and should be nominated for a NOBEL PRIZE.

A FABLE

By Ami

Once upon a time there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody’s BUGS.  She kept company with a FLIGHTY man named FRANKLIN, who was always buying her FUZZY presents.  Once he gave her a diamond DUMBBELL to wear in her SWIMMING POOL, and he bought her a COLORFUL SHOE to wear in her HAIR.  Then one day he bought her a STINKY horse.  As soon as she saw the CLOUDY animal she began to examine it QUICKLY.  First she looked at the horse’s HAIRSPRAY, and then at its NOSES.  Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its TOENAIL.  At this, the horse became SHORT and bit off her PUPPY.  Moral: Never look a gift horse in the DESK.